Hello, my name is Perfect. Why, you ask? Well, you see I am the perfect dog. I am what many are looking for. I don’t bark, I don’t pee or poop in your house, not even your yard. I don’t require vetting or food. I don’t drink water or slobber. I am happy wherever you put me. I don’t get fleas or ticks. I might be perfect, but please know that most of my fellow dog adoptees are not perfect. Please don’t expect that of them and give them time to adapt to your life and your rules. I am listed here to represent the perfect dog, so if you are looking for just that, than buy a stuffed animal.